A new advertising platform has been added to Google. Google Dole as its known, will allow writing to blog just about anything, even the most personal and unpopular, andd then be given a fixed almost infinitely large amount of money, in return to there services to the internet.
Said a spokesman for google, it just wasn't worth the compute time, of counting all those page views and clicks, and after we merged with the American national bank we had a literal license to print money. We decided the fairest way was to give anyone a huge sum each. Now people don't need money any more to measure there success, life will be completely about page rank and popularity.